1. You see faces.
2. You share too much.
3. Your mistress always wants to befriend you.
4. You share way too much.
5. Your mother finds out about your strange attraction to dolphins.
6. Kim Jong-un has more friends than you, in America.
7. You get tagged in the gay bestiality rodeo.
8. The cops sequester your page to prove your link to the crawdad smuggling underground.
9. Your drunken Face Book post ends up in the agency newsletter.
10, That shit on your home page makes the gay bestiality rodeo seem good.
The Daily Discord
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